1. California Dating

So it’s time to go over something that has begun irritating me about women. This past weekend, in another story that I didn’t bother putting up, I had a girl reaching for my face every two seconds and telling me how cute I was. And now today, I wake up to the same thing from another girl. All she could say was how cute and good-looking she thought I was.

2. Personals

This sounds all great, right? Any guy should be happy that women are being that direct with him, right? Well, guess what. The shit is getting real old. I never thought I would say that, but with almost every girl that I attempt to get involved with, it’s the same boring thing: comment after comment about the way I look.

3. Singles

And this explains why I am so into girls like Appleface. She isn’t my typical type; she isn’t as tall as I prefer my women, she isn’t a brunette, and she doesn’t have the bubble ass that I prefer. HOWEVER, I like her moreso than 99% of the girls I talk to. Why? Because she is DIFFERENT. She doesn’t come at me with the same ol’, same ol’. In fact, I don’t recall her ever saying anything about the way I look. Well, maybe one or two times, but not in the same context (Conversations about pretty boys).

4. California Single Women

Even women telling me that they want to fuck me is kind of played out, and doesn’t really matter since I’ve regressed from sleeping around with so many women and an extremely high number isn’t a goal. But why am I telling you guys this? Because there are so many of you that seem to think that if you’re being direct, you are being unique.

5. M4W

The instant a girl comments on my looks before getting to know me as a person I almost immediately dismiss her in my mind, and I’m willing to bet that pretty women do the same to men. They’ve had tons of guys with balls telling them how pretty they are and telling them that they want to sleep with them. As hard as it is for you to believe, you direct guys are not the only ones with balls approaching these women. A lot of jocks, drunk men, and sleazy men are also ballsy and direct (not to imply that being direct makes one sleazy, just saying that they are a category of men that are direct).

6. Cragislist Links

The key is to be different. Women like me because I am so different, and they’ll tell you this if you were to ask them about me. When you guys come at them with the same shit, either simpishly or directly, they are immediately thinking “another boring motherfucker coming at me with the same shit that I’ve heard a thousand times before…”. Here’s a hint: If it’s very simple for you to say, then trust me, she has heard it a thousand times before, because I know that I have. Like I, they are just begging for someone that’s different. Use creativity to your advantage.